Summer isnt even close but the past two days are bringing out the best in the city.
I had to drive across town this evening and to my surprise I heard more loud music and saw more dirt bikes than ever. There were groups of those little douche scooters that people buy because they can't afford a real motorcycle everywhere. Isn't there helmet laws and required lights for those things?
I saw dirt bikes driven by the tough boys who have to cover their faces. They are so cool. And their bikes are so great. Its rare I ever see any girls on the back of these things. Wonder why. Losers.
Then I see the real cool guys with the 3 wheel Spyders blasting spanish music for the whole city to hear. Why do people spend their childrens college fund to mount speakers all of these machines? Its outright obnoxious.
Now of course who is going to curb this 3rd world behavior. Do do do.. Chief Roca? I'm waiting for his yearly Facebook or news article explaining how APD is doing zero tolerance with illegal dirt bikes and YOU WILL BE CITED. Same bullshit every summer. Yet the problem is always here.
We could always ask this guy what he is going to do about the dirt bikes.
I do have to say, if yesterday and today is a taste of this summer in Allentown. Holy shit be prepared for your quality of life to be at an all time low. The loud music, the loud cars, the reckless driving, its all back.
Soon enough the out of staters will be here to invade and ruin our parks.











































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