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Thursday, March 12, 2026

Billy Joel


I thought a nice sing-a-long would be fun

Allentown- Billy Joel/ Honest Abe


Well we're living here in Allentown
And they voted for a mayor who is a clown 
Out in Bethlehem they're drinking wine
Doing the norms
Their leaders are fine

Well our leaders think that we should spend more
Raise our taxes so we cant go to the Jersey Shore
Lost our parking spots in the snow
Probably cause of finance
Attendance at the Archer is low
And we're giving Union raises here in Allentown

But the restlessness was handed down
And it's getting very hard to staaaaaay

Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the crime rate to go down
For the promises our mayor gave
If we voted for him 
We shouldve voted for Abe

So all the debt hangs on the city hall walls
Now we know council will never help us at all
No they never taught us what was real
The Arch is a joke
The Curtis report will be unsealed
And there is more homelessness here in Allentown

Now that the dirt bikers have taken over the town
So I won't be getting any sleep todaaaaay

Every citizen has a good chance to get shot
Or steal from your neighbor and not get caught 
But something happened on the way to that place
They threw a Pride flag in our face

Well I'm living here in Allentown
Tuerk and Siegel think they can take ICE down
But my road wont be getting plowed todaaaaaaaay

And it's getting very hard to stay
And we're living here in Allentown



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mayor McPronouns with his fifth degree blackbelt in virtue signaling is striving to bring equity to all. It's unjust that some would live in third world squalor while others live in nice homes with well kept yards; all within the same city limits. So, all shall live in third world squalor. Equality for all! Diversity! Bike lanes!

Now shut up and pay your taxes, I mean "fees" so that we can continue spending our way to insolvency. And if you disagree you are homophobic racist anti-bicycle nazis who hate equity.

Anonymous said...

Nothing on the public works meeting last night?

Anonymous said...

I would love to see mayor McPronouns and some of itz more Heftey ones out exercising in the bike lanes on there lunch breaks. Him and Vickie should start this trend along with there wheeling bicycle/motorcycle grant professional organizational skill set. Than there is there organization that is out just outside the city limits begging for change in this thriving metropolis. Paid to them by our taxes and fees under the umbrella of progress trioppolis?

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