The Great Allentown Fair is in town!!

 

I bashed the city and the fair grounds committee for not utilizing the fairgrounds space as much as possible to generate money. Concerts, car shows, festivals, etc could be held their bringing people into the city.  But be that as it may, the Fair is starting so go get your 6 days worth of entertainment for the year.

So Heart, Alabama, Kane Brown, Ace Frehly, Quiet Riot and Great White, The Fat Fluffy comedian Gabriel Iglesias and dont forget The demolition derby will be the big shows. 

Kane Brown-is a country singer and will probably be the biggest draw.

The rock singers tho eek.  Heart, eh, Alabama- they still alive?? Ace Frehly-Great White-and Quiet Riot-   there is a reason they are all together.  Because no one would go if just one of them played. 

Gabriel  Iglesias- I mean if I see a comedy show, Id rather be inside with some drinks.  Not at a fair.  But whatever, I am sure he will be funny.

The traditional demolition derby which probably draws the most will rap up the fair. Why not do a derby like 2-3x over the summer instead?  I would attend that.  

I know the city used to give its employees free tickets.  I wonder how many actually go?  I bet many try and sell them. Hahahah

Just a side note that most people may not know or have experienced.  If you go across the street to the hospital on the 4th or 5th floor is the hospice until.  It directly oversees the fair and all the rides and lights. I always wondered if any of that helped the people who were there or made it worse.  This is the view

Back to the fair.

I have some money maker ideas for anyone on the Fair committee:

A dunk tank filled with Truth Serum.  $5 for 3 balls to throw and try to dunk Tuerk, Patel, Roca, Kistler, Rosenthal, city council,  and many more in management.  I could see the line being a half mile long.  Filled with city workers wanting to take a shot.  After the fair is over someone can ask Patel how much money was made and she can respond " I dont have that answer right now."  

They definitely need one of those people who guess your weight, but instead its Ms. PATEL and the game is called "guess the budget." This is also a big money maker since no one will be able to guess right, since no one knows the right amount not even the finance director. 

Enjoy the fair if you go.