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Monday, December 8, 2025

Gifts have arrived

 



So my Elf informants made me a bunch gifts.  I know I keep people on their toes here, but I want to thank them for the 40% of the good job they do.  

The recipients have a letter by them, and the gifts are numbered.  Please comment what gifts should go to whom. Like I said these Heads (leaders is not appropriate title) work hard all year.  There increases in salaries every year show you how much the mayor appreciates what they do for him.

Have fun with the gifts.


Calender

Toy Knife

Shirt


Real pet



Fake Nose

Shirt



Lawn mower



Ornament

Nothing

Keychain
Desk gift

Book

Ornament 

Book

Some may deserve more than one gift.  Some shouldnt get any.  Coal is still an option, but remember that still costs money.  Soooo...  


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

A. Gift 1,3,8, 19,18,17, 13
B. 1, 3 7,14
F. 10
You should have had council on here too

Anonymous said...

I can't vote if Candida isn't included.

Anonymous said...

Hermano Tuérk should give the city a gift by dancing some salsa on RCN 4 his moves are so caliente whiter than sour cream WASPS like little Scooter Armstrong who dances like Elaine from Seinfeld would lose his caca

Anonymous said...


Matt gets Hasselhoff pillow for sure, and all the books, ornaments
Police chief Gets 4,
Rosenthal gets the lawyer mug lol.
Boyer 16 and 14
Ortega should get a raise for putting up with Tuerk

Anonymous said...

A -1,3 ,5,7,9,10,13,15,16,18,19
B - 50-year supply of #3.,5,7,14,16
C -17
D - 9
E -8,13
F - 10
G - 18,19,20
H -1,7,8,14
I - 12
J - 1,5
K -19
L- 8,14,16,19,20 
M- 8, 11, 14,16

Anonymous said...

You forgot a muzzle and choker collar for Rosenberger

Anonymous said...

They ALL need the dog crap gift... the way this city craps all over it's taxpayers and supports the idiots... seems right to me!!! This city is all about money, control and punishment!!! Just my 2 cents.

Anonymous said...

The last thing anyone needs in the Mayor’s office is a raise. Do not assume that Ortega has to put up with him. She seems very comfortable pushing and promoting his bullshit throughout the city and is probably more aligned with him than others

Anonymous said...

All need a brain like the scare crow as well as being stuffed.

Anonymous said...

I know a few APD officers who “know” B better than most and they all say she is completely dead behind the eyes.

Anonymous said...

I’m surprised Ortega is still there!! GENESIS GIRL!!!!! BLINK TWICE IF YOU’RE BEING HELD AGAINST YOUR WILL!!! We got people to rescue you!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, don’t worry because there’s at least one APD officer who knows C as well. Well not a cop anymore he’s behind bars but somehow the mayor’s office has tidbit under wraps

Well atleast simeone had fun

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