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Friday, December 5, 2025

Spoiler Alert

Little Spoiler coming up.  

Abe's Elves made several gifts for the Allentown Cabinet members. For a the hard work they do, and for always putting the citizens ahead of themselves and their salaries. Hence, Tis the season for giving. 

However, I Honest Abe am having some trouble figuring out what gifts should go to who.  I NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Here is a few gifts I have so far


 


I don't even know what this is???



I need to make sure I can get them out in time.  

Please leave some gift ideas in the comments. I can try to get the Elves to make them, and then I can post a photo of them for all to see. But don't say who you think they should go too.  I want everyone to decide.

Also, I have some Christmas Carols from Abe's Greatest Hits going to be released for the 1st time ever. 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Abe I have a few ideas.
1. A back scratcher
2. An I.O.U notepad
3. Free tuition at LCCC for Ethics 101

Anonymous said...

1. 1yr supply of Zepbound
2. A brain
3. A heart
4. Courage
5. Directions to City Hall
6. Sage
7. Holy water

Anonymous said...

Maybe a framed photo of mustang Matt since you're not allowed to take pics of it.

Anonymous said...

Hermano Tuérk follows the Latin tradition of Dia las Reyes day of the kings on Jan 6 you whiter than sour cream colonizers do it backwards with no flavor white bread status while Matteo is salsa dancing with ease and Grace

Anonymous said...

How bout some urine b gone spray.

Anonymous said...

I want roundabouts at every intersection, speedbumps every 5 feet on the street AND sidewalk, a wood panel station wagon that actively drives around picking up every crazy person taking them to a safe undisclosed location (the zoo), and some meth so I can keep mixing up my Allentown 8-Balls

Anonymous said...

The best Christmas gift Donald J Trump could give Allentown would be a full pardon of Political prisoner Ed "Palumpa" Pawlowski so he can return to his beloved RumPus room where he can bang on de drum all day

Anonymous said...

https://sign.moveon.org/petitions/freeejp

Anonymous said...

Absolutely and offer Hermano Tuerk as a replacement for the remainder of Ed’s sentence, of course without parole.

Hermano Tuerk is way more corrupt than Ed and he definitely deserves to be carried off to prison. His entire 5th floor needs to go with him, including his dirty solicitor office.

Anonymous said...

Hermano Tuérk would not do well in prison, his slender physique would result in Kool aid lipstick being applied and cheeks would be clapped

Anonymous said...

Lumps of coal along with lumps of dogs shit topped off with a little candy in a paper sack.

Anonymous said...

Oh contraire . I think he would be very popular in prison.

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