Lights in the Parkway
Ah yes, the timeless Christmas tradition: vandalizing a holiday display.
Truly the work of a master.
Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel, these hoodlums have… broken lights and smashed displays that will cost the taxpayers plenty to repair.
Hope it felt empowering—really sticking it to some decorations that were just minding their own business. Nothing screams “I’m thriving” like wrecking something meant to make people smile.
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I do recall that Mayor Tuerk wanted to cancel the Lights in the Parkway last year. But I dont think this was his idea of how to do it.
The one nice thing in Allentown during Christmas that doesnt make any money. Now everyone will have to go to Coca Cola Park or Bethlehem-the actual Christmas City- for festive cheer instead of crime this year. Good thing Matt Tuerk and Chief Roca are working diligently on bringing crime down.
I think I found some of the lights.
I have been laughing at this all day.
Enough of that.
I am offering three songs to be sung and heard all throughout City Hall and the city. So please sing these updated carols aloud wherever you are at. I hope they stick in your head all day!!
Funny, I heard the original Rudolph song and started singing my version. You will too!!
1. Most wonderful time of the year
It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the mayor expelling
And his budget be telling you be kicked in the rear
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those fake ass greetings and gay happy meetings
Matt has no friends to call
It's the hap-happiest season of all
There'll be blogs for posting
And comments for roasting
And Tuerk out on the backhoe
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the corruption of
Budgets long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much ass kissing
And further SEIU dissing
When the mayor is near
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Merry Christmas! Menorah’s for all!!
2. The 12 days of Allentown (the abridged version)
On the 12th day of Allentown
My evil mayor gave to me
Twelve lawsuits pending
Eleven lies a-spinning
Ten cronies hired
Nine NDA's a given
Eight Cabinet raises
Seven hidden Curtis files
Six camps a bulldozing
Five construction bribes
Four ghost employees
Three Ass kissing council members
Two unethical lawyers
And a
Slogan about fairness and transparency
3. Tuerk the Red Nosed Reindeer
You know Hendricks and Roca
And Glazier and Affa....
Boyer and Patel
Shahda and Kistler
.....But do you recall
The most unliked public official of all?
Tuerky the Red-Nosed mayor
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would know he has no Amigos
All of the other mayor's
Still laugh and call him names
They never let poor Tuerky
Join in any ethical games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Abe came to say
TUERKY, with your nose so bright
Won't you bankrupt the city tonight?"
Then how the politicians made fun of him
As they shouted out Pee Wee
Tuerky the red nosed Mayor
You'll go down as the worst mayor in history
You'll go down as the worst mayor in history!
4. Frosty
Tuerky the snowman is a small and vindictive soul
Rides a dumb ass bike, and wears dumb ass shoes
And has two eyes made out of coal
Tuerky the snowman is not a fairy tale they say
He drove a backhoe
and the homeless know how he drove thru their camp one day
There must have been some black magic
In that old jock strap they found
For when they placed it on his head
He turned into a circus clown
Tuerky the snowman
Was as weird as he could be
And the citizens say he should fly away
Just like a dirty flea
Tuerky the snowman knew the deficit was high that day
So he told Hendricks to pull off some tricks
Before his term expires away
Down to city hall with a pride flag in his hand
Biking here and there all around the square
Saying "the FBI can catch me if they can"
He led them down the streets of ole Allentown
Right to his obedient chief cop
And he only paused a moment when
He heard Trump and Vance were planning an Allentown stop
Tuerky the snowman had to hurry on his way
Because the FBI showed up saying don’t you cry
The Curtis report will be out one day
Until this administration learns to be transparent, fair, honest, and show they care, I will continue to report the truth.
Merry Christmas, everyone. God Bless.
Abe
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30 comments:
Abe you will never be half the man Hermano Tuérk is, while you throw stones from you anon bunker Companero Tuérk leads from the front lines in solidarity with his fellow Latinx camaradas!
Awe, the truth about this fraud mayor is getting under someone’s skin. I thought it stopped snowing in Allentown? Seems snowflakes are still flying around.
Why people call him Hermano. Dude is like 1% latino. Learned spanish before he became mayor. Its all an act.
Abe wishes he could taste Hermano Tuérk's mofungo
I am sure one of tureky's daddy's many 501c paid a few actors for the destruction of lights in the parkway as a design to collect insurance monies while closing lights down for good.
His mofungo is his ass cheese that is served up to his constituency similar to the blue Kool aid that is produced in Porta potties.
Shouldn't this be WHITES on the parkway? Who needs it
Why is this only being investigated as “vandalism”? Attack any other religion’s holiday display and it would be investigated as a hate crime.
I’m not saying it is, but both should be considered a possibility until proven otherwise.
Where were the police while this was happening? Hundred of thousands of dollars of lights, the parks maintenance building, and the police academy are all back there.... they dont have police patrolling? Why is Tuerk asking citizens to pay for it? Doesn't the city have insurance? The Parknership is being funded by numerous groups, and yet they are still asking people who can't afford the trash hike or the tax hike for money! Unreal!
The 4% tax increase just went up. Tuerk will certainly exploit the LITP vandalism to justify his out-of-control spending.
A GoFundMe for the City of Allentown? This has to be a Tuerk idea -- no one else would be so stupid.
"Hey Allentown! I put the city in such a bad financial situation that we are asking the citizens to donate to repair Lights"
Embarrassing.
Hermano Tuerk is a visionary in modern politics and is always looking for new ways to increase the city’s reserve funds. While his detractors criticize his efforts he is collecting real money and plans to stuff his Victoria Secret underwear contained bulge with the new found money.
The Parknership lists Matt Tuerk as a charter board member. Interesting. Whenever there is a way to skim money from the taxpayers or community organizations the same names are somewhere to be found.
The Parknership lists Matt Tuerk as a charter board member. Interesting. Whenever there is a way to skim money from the taxpayers or community organizations the same names are somewhere to be found.
How about a Go fund me for the homeless and low income individuals in Allentown? It amazes me how Tuerk says Allentown ‘shows up’ but the city government only appears to show up for a stupid seasonal light display and bike lanes.
Hey Abe
Do story on city budget, the people would love to know where the money is going !! Inflating salaries, pt jobs at 75k etc !! Remember when he said this would be zero balance budget!! Haven’t seen it yet.
Alcalde Tuérk didn't want the lights it's true, in this era of catastrophic climate change every gram of carbon reduction matters. The holidays aren't about material things or decorations it's a spirit a warm mug of N/a vegan eggnog by the fire with familia, don't trip!
Yes Abe! Expose the city inflated manager salaries and the large disparity between management and the actual workers.
SEIU is getting shafted this year because they overpay fire, police, and management.
$90k per year for a Part time position has to be the funniest waste of taxpayer dollars for 2025…and then to add another ay the same rate on top of it. And this is from an administration that bought themselves a Mustang EV.
Who in HR signed off on $71/hr? Clearly not a competent individual.
I noticed Tuerk was missing from the JD Vance protest of about 11 people today. I guess he learned from his attempt takedown of Trump in Nov 2024.
I also just read that the VP went to the Allentown Rescue Mission. A place that Tuerk would never go because he ignores the homeless and low income members of the community…they are icky in his mind and detract from his running path/bike lanes.
ABE, I saw your meme the green faced monster in the parkway that night micromanaging the demolition of lights in the parkway with his organizing lord battshitcRaZy and onterouge. Demo it and rebuild it back better and they will come as there lord biden had done so well.
Was Hermano Tuérk ever in the famous RumPus room drinking the Blu jUize¿
He like all his daddy's/jennings agents valley wide love drinking the blue juice with floaters as is there modoperandi. As well as claiming to be the cure while facts remain they are the pusy infected wound financing the infections with there 501c monies protected by the infamous vally wide McKinley and Gross creating diversionary tactics administered as local law hindering apprehension of there agents acting under cover under color of local law while being the real criminals themselves as administrators of the courts. Some should be charged as insurectionists and criminal acts, one in the same daul headed snake intraping the naysayers for calling out epicentrals brown hole laws failures only to move one town over to enact the same theft of services committed and only one truly charged.
Come on you can do better than that as it's all been ipdentofied before on topix?
Now go and serve your lordz!
I am currently way too high to understand what the hell this says.
That's Jorgé aka Republican Redd aka Silly Wabbit he is a carnival barker from the circus midway who delights in the downfall of Edward Palumpa he's. A sick Fuk!
Maybe you two are in need of cali's newscums circus carnival many rehabilitation centers for your many many unaddressed mental illnesses retard!)$? You are in the same shoes as the raghead that married it's brother and robbed billions while you two are after chump change breadcrumbs!)$?
¡JorGé¡ did U inGest Two ManY sEaMonKeys aT tHe GrEEn Do0r GlOryholeZ laSt night¿
ANtiDotE is 1/4 quaRt of BlU juiZe (no floaterZ) Mixed with a 12 Oz SchliTz musT bee FrOm Aluminium CAn!
ABE must be the rectal anul menstralators dribbling doxters spot on your page instead of in there adult diapers.
Inserting my dos centavos 🤣 Tuerky didn’t want LIP.. he threatened every year to take it away during budget if he didn’t get his way… Noooooowwww… it gets vandalized DURING BUDGET SEASON!!! He knows some pretty sketchy people in some neighborhoods that say they are promising … the only promise they keep is to keep stealing money and do nothing for the community.. but sure Tuerky go put your gofundme up. You have to get money out of the constituents one way or another.. sorry your tax increase didn’t pass 😂😂
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This must be mayor Matt's writings about the green door he has been a agent behind the glory hole. Before that was he the man arrested in bedlums canal park with another man's thing in his mouth that was published by the local newspaper.
Found out from a good source that the displays were destroyed by 4 central catholic students. And apparently one of the parents is in law enforcement as well. I believe they have been caught due to Snapchat postings that have been found.
It is always the Pastor, Police, and Military kids. I would hate to be those kids—a police officer’s kids? The punishment will be 10x worse than the courts could ever hand out.
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