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Saturday, November 29, 2025

Still Sales out there

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Its about giving the truth that matters.

Courtesy of a reader

So I went out shopping yesterday. I had to fight off some people for parking spaces. No biggie. 


But I found some really great sales for Allentonians. 

First, at Walmart I found my first deal. Trash bags reg $9.99 for 20. Now $6.99. Stock up so you can afford the trash increase.


Next I went to Dicks and found this killer deal on Tents for Allentown residents only Reg $24.99. Now $38.46!!!! What a deal. They come with a motion detector so when Tuerks bulldozers come you get a heads up to run.

Target was after that. You gotta get a bike now with all the bike lanes going in. Just be careful not to get hit. Seems like alot of people are getting hit by cars in Allentown. Cant wait for 2030 to come when their will be no fatal accidents in the city thanks to the mayors plan. So Target went all out on this Black Friday on bikes. I saw some 10 speeds reg $299.00. Now $179.99. If you choose to buy one without a seat its $169.99.


While sitting in traffic I got an email from Uber. They were offering free Mach E Uber rides for the 1st 500 riders. Only disclaimer was you have to be getting a ride out of the City of Allentown.   

I did stop at Starbucks to get a double grande chi latte with cinnamon and 2 sugars. Stirred 3x. Not 4x or I would have thrown it away.  The chief of coffee was very professional.   She seemed to know what she was doing.  I felt her skills though were limited to just making coffee.  No photos of her sorry.  

I got to Bjs wholesale around 3pm and wouldn't you guess who was there? Not Santa. But Pee Wee Herman. He was signing autographs and offering birthday appearances for 4 years for only $69.99. I booked him.


Lastly, I hit up a small business record and cd store. They had a 5 for $10 special on cds. I got all remixes Billy Joels Allentown (move to Bethlehem), Spice girls-Wannabe (MT), Elvis Presley's-In the Ghetto (aka Allentown), Ed Sheeran's- Homeless (approx 250 people) and my favorite Right-to-know (Curtis Files) by Oingo Boingo.


It was a great day!!



20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am excited for Dec 3rd. Lets see what this Turd proposes to try and get his taxes increase through

Anonymous said...

Can I take a guess? Tuerk will bring back the 4% because he can’t find the money in the budget. I bet I could find it in three minutes. Fire doesn’t need a new facility and neither does police. That is at least $100million in savings. End all Arpa positions immediately. That is at least $1million according to the budget online. Lastly reduce city positions.

He will probably also re-introduce the promotion for his pet in the Mayor’s office. You know to reward her for managing his campaign a second time around and getting him reelected.

He will also probably remind council that they are a bunch of asinine people when he doesn’t get his way.

Anonymous said...

Anyone find a sale on a new mayor?

Anonymous said...

Well.. let’s see if the girl that Candida call a pussy will show up. I heard there’s a police report against Affa for the BS that she pulled. It’s insane that all of the council members were there and they allowed this trash bag old woman attack this girl!! APD is there to keep everyone safe not just council members.. they should have done a police report at that moment against Candida Affa..

Anonymous said...

The cop that was there Chief Gress doesnt know how to write a police report. He was never a cop.

Anonymous said...

Yup, another cop sitting around collecting a paycheck

Anonymous said...

On Thanksgiving I was extremely grateful to have Mayor Tuérk as the anchor of our community he reads a lot of these attacks and is never bitter towards his detractors his demeanor on this is somewhat Christ like.

His skills on a bicycle are pretty phenomenal I think if he wasn't such a policy wonk he would have gone pro.

As far as him resemblance to Pee Wee that's all good fun he's got dance moves like Mr Herman when carnival celebrations kick off you will see!

Anonymous said...

Your comparing him to Christ, saying he could be a pro cyclist, and dances like Pee Wee Herman. You must be as big of a loser as him.

Anonymous said...

1,5 and 7 meme is the truth because HONEST ABE said so you idiot.

Anonymous said...

Anchor? If you mean stopping forward momentum or weighing mg down the ship, you got that right.

You’re a fool to compare Matt Tuerk to Christ, no one deserves that comparison; especially a morally bankrupt con like him.

Anonymous said...

Sale? We already have a deeply discounted “Mayor”. Allentown deserves a full price competent leader.

Anonymous said...

Hermano Tuérk forgive you for being a jelly hater

Anonymous said...

Tuérk has Spanish blood and speaks fluent there for he is a BIPOC and can code switch with honkies in academia as well as the local barrio Bodega where he can hold court with a cold Malta no problems, vaya con dios Gringos!

Anonymous said...

Agreed. He is a con artist extraordinaire

Anonymous said...

You could have shopped in Allentown at any of the 40 or so Smoke Shops along the perimeter of the NIZ. If CBD, Delta-8, Kratom, pipes, vapes, hookah supplies, rolling papers, bongs or pot mixing cigars are on your shopping list, you're in luck!

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Anonymous said...

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