Rivers are open!!

 The weather is hot, people are hot, rules are, well, maybe enforced.

I am going to try and only speak about this ooncethis summer, unless their is a homicide or God forbid someone drowns. The pools are open.  Who cares!!! The rivers are way better.

1. They are free

2. You can drink there

3. You can cook with charcoal and then just leave that there smoldering 

4. Got trash? Just throw it over your shoulder, it will float to Easton

5. Gotta Piss, go ahead 

6. Gotta Shit, go ahead

7. Music isnt just for you, its for everyone within 500ft.

8. Bring your hooka to smoke in the water

Im not doing a meme for #9.

9. Even if your overweight, bikinis are acceptable (its mean but true)

10. Its only a 2-3 hour drive for most.

I mean whats not to love. Basically do what you want all day, then leave and go far away and let the Parks department clean up your mess.  Its simply amazing this still continues. Even despite the subpar efforts of APD which has done better in trying to combat this, people still do it.  

I personally dont see the fascination of driving all the way from New York or New Jersey to act like savages and maybe be told to leave by the police.  Pool passes must cost alot more than gas these days.

Lastly, I am not going to throw a jab at the city administration (but I love doing it). This problem has been like this for years with little resolve or care to fix it. (Maybe that is a jab...fuck it)