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Saturday, June 6, 2026

Rivers are open!!

 The weather is hot, people are hot, rules are, well, maybe enforced.

I am going to try and only speak about this ooncethis summer, unless their is a homicide or God forbid someone drowns. The pools are open.  Who cares!!! The rivers are way better.


1. They are free

2. You can drink there

3. You can cook with charcoal and then just leave that there smoldering 

4. Got trash? Just throw it over your shoulder, it will float to Easton

5. Gotta Piss, go ahead 

6. Gotta Shit, go ahead

7. Music isnt just for you, its for everyone within 500ft.

8. Bring your hooka to smoke in the water

Im not doing a meme for #9.

9. Even if your overweight, bikinis are acceptable (its mean but true)

10. Its only a 2-3 hour drive for most.

I mean whats not to love. Basically do what you want all day, then leave and go far away and let the Parks department clean up your mess.  Its simply amazing this still continues. Even despite the subpar efforts of APD which has done better in trying to combat this, people still do it.  

I personally dont see the fascination of driving all the way from New York or New Jersey to act like savages and maybe be told to leave by the police.  Pool passes must cost alot more than gas these days.

Lastly, I am not going to throw a jab at the city administration (but I love doing it). This problem has been like this for years with little resolve or care to fix it. (Maybe that is a jab...fuck it)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don’t ‘cha know, our best life is one where that are no rules. Screw that whitey shit! As long as you can get away with it . . . . just keep do’in it. Besides, they can’t arrest all of us, so the odds are real good in our favor. Remember now, scatter like roaches!

Such is the new American attitude. This is all a game. Have fun!

Anonymous said...

Until we have crack down on this and many other issues, illegal dirt bikes, taking over our streets in the city. Get use to it , it’s only getting worse.

Anonymous said...

You can’t ignore bad behavior, especially law-breaking. If you do, all you’ll get is MORE of it.

Anonymous said...

Great attitude. Im sure you have gone far in life. I mean you still bathe in the rivers so you cant be doing that well lmao.

Anonymous said...

ABE. You must be psychic. You mention Homicide and Damm there is one. Oops, I forgot to mention three or four shot though.

Anonymous said...

BIPOC bodies were long excluded from whites only pools and swimming places this has engendered a tradition of marginalized persons using natural bodies of water to recreate in. Yes we play our music loud, drink and smoke this is our right and the Karen's who can't take it need forced CRT in a manner similar to "A Clockwork Orange"

Anonymous said...

YES! Finally someone to call out the racist tendencies of this blog. These white people act like they own the water, they gotta get right in their heads.

Anonymous said...

OK, but when someone drowns at one of your sewer parties don’t sue the city for not monitoring the area and providing a lifeguard.

Anonymous said...

Honest Abe is scared of the melanated brothers and sisters, he's probably one of those honkies who crossed the street when a gaggle of swarthy youths come strutting his way. Probably has a shrine to Kyle Rittenhouse and Daniel Penny in his man cave, so sad this clown Abe

Anonymous said...

Those from jersey and NY are used to swimming in blended water as they also chose to drink it as well, sewer parties are fun for them.

Anonymous said...

“It’s simply amazing this still continues.”

It happens here because so much is tolerated here by our elected officials. Believe it or not, even places in NY and NJ have higher standards.

But Allentown City Hall lets it all go, and then wonders why kids are getting shot on our streets.

It’s because they’re letting the criminal element have their way and expect them to then draw the line on what’s a step too far.

It’s not rocket science but apparently common sense isn’t one of the classes at the many conferences our Mayor attends.

Last time I checked, being Mayor was a full time job. It’s not just that he isn’t doing anything right. It’s that he’s doing a hundred “little things” wrong. That adds up, and not in a good way.

Anonymous said...

Are you trying to justify acting like animals by blaming it on racism? Go piss in Jerseys rivers.

Anonymous said...

Again, then go back to Jersey and do it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah no. Not your rights. Nothing to do with racism and everything to do with being self centered asshats.

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