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Saturday, December 13, 2025

AI. All idiots conference

 


AI – All Idiots Convention

Allentown. Did you know that your mayor is working towards Premium status on his frequent flyer miles? Did you know that he is putting personal miles on his premium city provided vehicle?


 Did you know that he is using your premium taxpayer dollars to attend a conference a week? Yes, it is true. And WE get to pay for Matt Tuerk building his brand off our backs.   

Sorry Matt the brand you want is already taken

His most recent jaunt was at the Conference of Mayor’s AI Conference on 12/10 and 12/11. The conference was billed accordingly: “the workshop should catalyze the development of a comprehensive city's AI usage policy, strategy, and/or playbook. The insights and collaborations generated will form the essential foundation for guiding both the bold and responsible adoption of AI, ensuring alignment with city values and enhancing the quality of life for all residents. We unite influential minds, pioneering technologies, and practical insight, to transform theoretical discussions into tangible, profitable business outcomes.” I looked at the list of presenters and speakers, and Matthew wasn’t there so I would have to assume that he went so he didn’t have to pay attention to Allentown.

NONE of those fancy words in the description are attributable to Matt Tuerk. Leader, tech innovator, influential minds? Not at all. Exactly how does Matthew intend to justify this trip and the duties of the city of Allentown? Most of our workforce is predominantly working with the community, taking care of parks, public services, cleaning streets, etc. Is he planning to replace the high-cost Fire and Police Departments with robots? 

Is he looking for AI to help him figure out how to write a favorable SEIU contract? 


Or is he just wasting time and money because he really isn’t competent at being a mayor? It is also worth noting that the Conference of Mayor’s sounds important, but it is a membership based for profit organization and a way for Matty to feel important since he serves on the advisory board. Well, I hope they aren’t listening to him at these conferences; he only knows how to ruin a good city. The city taxpayers pay $13,870 per year for this membership and that amount will rise to $15,257

The suggested attendees at the AI Conference from the site include: Mayor, Council, City Manager; heads of major departments (IT, Public Works, Safety, Planning, Finance, HR, Legal); IT and data specialists (CIO, CDO, cybersecurity, analysts); legal and procurement for compliance and contracts, yet we only had representation from Matthew Tuerk.  

Mr. Mayor, focus on Allentown issues. Show up to council like a good mayor is expected. Stop using our money for your personal enhancement and then try to raise taxes. If you aren’t up for the job, step down.

Reminder tmr around 5pm

Abe's Christmas songs will be dropped!!!!!! Get ready to sing.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thats pretty accurate about the firefighters. Volunteers could do the same job they do. Without all the crying

Anonymous said...

When Matt Tuerk sues you into financial ruin hope all your little sycophantic choir peasants come to your side, Tuerk will use the proceeds to furnish a new cycling wardrobe and you can envy his bulge as he zips around town!

Anonymous said...

Matthew Tuerk would love to eliminate free speech and freedom of expression. All communists do.

Your obsession with Matthew’s body is quite disturbing. You’re more interested in his body than his beard wife.

Anonymous said...

You need to get yourself a thesaurus for Christmas and use a word other than sycophants. I know it is probably the word of the month from your desktop calendar, but you’re showing how limited you truly are with English vocabulary. Obviously a very basic individual.

Anonymous said...

The budget from its butt plug and benwa balls filling it hind end, we need asylums to open up for these types of its with pronouns now!

Anonymous said...

The only bulge Hermano Tuerk has is his ego.

Well atleast simeone had fun

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